The 10 hottest characters in ‘The Legend of Zelda’
Nintendo’s The Legend of Zelda is renowned for its intricate gameplay, sense of adventure, and devilish puzzles. Beyond that, it also has a well-deserved reputation for being… kinda horny. The franchise is studded with characters from all fantasy species that seem desperate to jump Link’s taciturn bones. Yup, the saga really is full of flirty characters who are very easy on the eye.
Perhaps that’s an article for another day, because we’re here to reveal the official 10 hottest The Legend of Zelda characters. So strap on your red tunic, and let’s get spicy!
There are going to be some very well-known hotties on this list, but we want to start by paying tribute to Flare Dancer, who never quite got the fame he deserved. Flare Dancer appeared in Ocarina of Time as a sub-boss in the Fire Temple. They seem to be composed of living flame, which earns them a spot on this list, as this means they cannot be below 400 degrees Fahrenheit. Spicy!
As you’d expect from the name he can also strut his stuff on the dance floor, and has a truly explosive finale to his routine. Hats off to Flare Dancer!
It’s also worth noting that some of the hottest characters in Zelda aren’t even necessarily that scary. Chuchus are adorable gelatinous blobs of joy that come in a variety of flavors, including Ice, Electric, and uh, Regular. But we think you know which one we’re here to talk about. Yup, it’s the Fire Chuchu.
This hops towards you as if it’s simply looking for a hug, though its molten body means Link should be wearing a full Flamebreaker set of armor before even thinking of cuddling up to it. Hug it without that set, and Link is looking at catastrophic full-body burns and a painful and limited future! Seriously, though, if we were in a cold
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