Thirsty Suitors Review

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Thirsty Suitors is a difficult game to explain, but let’s give it a try. Think Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater, but with a cinematic narrative adventure wrapped around it. Then, to this thought concoction, add some RPG elements, including turn-based battles and levelling up, and sprinkle it with QTE cooking and a liberal dose of Bollywood. It is a completely bonkers game but, in its own way, absolutely brilliant.

Jala is returning home to Timber Hills, a small rural town in the middle of nowhere. She’s been away for several years now, under mysterious circumstances, but is back in order to make amends and restore relationships with family and friends. Thirsty Suitors is thematically pretty close to Bryan Lee O’Malley’s Scott Pilgrim graphic novel series, as Jala will encounter her various exes and do battle with them. Ultimately, Jala and her exes alike will work through whatever emotional and psychological detritus of their relationship remains, thanks to over-the-top turn-based violence.

Thirsty Suitors also reminded me of O’Malley’s finest work because the dialogue is off-the-chart fantastic. By turns smart, sharp, witty, and heartfelt, the superbly written banter and fantastically delivered voiceovers ensure an engaging and charming story-driven experience. Dialogue weaves through every element of the game, from battling to skating and cooking, bringing the gloriously eccentric characters to life.

Thirsty Suitors remains deliciously original throughout its compact runtime, effortlessly shifting from family drama to outrageous slapstick comedy. You never know quite what to expect; infiltrating and investigating a cult certainly took me by surprise, as did the subject of the cult’s veneration. It’s a credit to the developers and