“Have you ever considered the joys and pleasures of sexual congress with a wildshaped Druid?” propounded Baldur's Gate 3 lead writer Adam Smith alongside today's showcase. “Because at Larian, we have, and ultimately landed on the side of giving the people what they want: tender, consensual romance with a man temporarily transformed into a grizzly bear.” Alright man, you know what, sure.
The joys and pleasures of sexual congress with a wildshaped Druid are not quite for me but I keep an open mind, and watching Larian demo one such romance scene at its final Panel From Hell preview presentation of Baldur's Gate 3 between fan favorite elf vampire Astarion and the hunky druid in question, Halsin (who eventually goes full grizzly bear mode), I was struck by the sheer amount of effort put into the scene.
The lead-up features a tasteful sprinkling of Austin Powers-esque scenery censorship when our duo gets in the buff, the second time we've witnessed this «king of all gags» in gaming in less than a month—thank you, Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth. There seem to be a myriad of ways the scene with Halsin can play out, including vanilla, bear mode, and «sorry, I think I've got a headache tonight,» which can be opted into or out of at various points in the conversation.
At the final moment of ursine coitus, the camera cut away to a nearby squirrel watching from a tree branch—the little guy dropped his little acorn, mouth agape like something out of Shrek, and let me tell you, I was hooting aloud.
The earlier demoed date in downtown Baldur's Gate with tiefling barbarian companion Karlach Demonsbane was a little bit more familiar and tame, though she does seem to have some manner of hell-bomb surgically inserted in her torso. Just
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