Here is a page of insults
Insults are so serious, these days. They're all so insulting, whereas the kinds of insult I cherish are the ones that coax a belly laugh from both the instigator of the roast and the roastee. Here are a few stupid putdowns I've made up specially for Xmas, organised into tiers of savagery.
Suggestions welcome! Good luck sneaking them past the Dread Automoderator, and apologies to whoever has to eventually update our list of banned keywords with entries like "gastropustule". I'll make additions and update the rankings over time. With any luck, this will cost us all many hours of gainful employment.
Fart custards, belch fanciers, and failed armpits...
Cheesewits and blunderbusybodies...
Honkstewers, carping toilet seats, cone polishers and pseudonauts...
Gutterguards, bellowing yolks, soiled baguettes, hairy earfuls and barking dinosaurs
Tonsils, trufflers, tricklehumpers and blown gaskets
Sparkling prunes and cumberwalds, stinky dapplings and gastropustules...
Footpads, salamanders, corpsers, quisbies and frisbees...
Your turn.
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