Fortnite's Chapter 5 Season 1 has officially begun, bringing with it the usual map shakeup, weapons to unlock, and skins to chase. A highlight for PlayStation fans might be the possibility of sneaking about as PlayStation icon Solid Snake himself, although fans were quick to note the legendary mercenary was lacking in the booty department.
Considering how much time he spends crawling around or crouching, it is kind of strange that Snake suddenly has a butt flatter than a pancake. In depiction after depiction (with the notable exception of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, where the problem began), prominent glutes are an essential aspect of the character. And yet, something seems to have gotten lost in translation to the Fortniteverse, as Iroquois Pliskin now looks more like a Ken doll than a storied soldier. Behold:
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What do you think of this censorious paring back of Dave's derrière? Is this yet another example of censorship run amok? Swagger into the comments section below.
Khayl Adam is the second best video game journalist Australia has ever produced, and his ambitions of world domination have (thus far) been curbed by the twin siren songs of strategy games and CRPGs. He has always felt an affinity for the noble dachshund, the best kind of dog.
«Colonel! What happened to my booty?»
Why are some people so concerned about video game characters looks it’s so weird in my opinion.
Kids don’t care or notice such things. It’s adults who have the problem.
No booty for guys allowed in Fortnite. First Omniman and now Snake.
-«There you are, Liquid!!!»
-«Ah, Snake! Not so dummy thicc now, are you? It makes sense how you managed to get here so quickly,
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