Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom Players Are Doing Terrible Things To Koroks

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Terribly funny things, that is.

By Darryn Bonthuys on

With new abilities on (ultra)hand, The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom players are constantly discovering new ways to interact with the world of Hyrule, build mechanical contraptions, and most importantly, do terrible things to Koroks. Breath of the Wild's cute little forest critters are back in Tears of the Kingdom, and like the 2017 game, finding them scattered across the game world forms a core part of the gameplay loop.

In this Zelda sequel, you'll come across Koroks who are looking to be reunited with their friends. These little fellas have packed way too much into their rucksack, can't move, and just lack the willpower to even make an effort. It's up to you to figure out how to get them from point A to point B, and as Tears of the Kingdom players have discovered while using their new abilities, doing this in the most sadistic way possible is more rewarding than the two Korok seeds that you'll receive for your efforts.

Over on Twitter, Dan Kois has been compiling a list of some of the more disturbing methods for dealing with lonely Koroks. Behold, a Korok rotisserie:

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you the Korok Rotisserie machine. #ZeldaTearsOfKingdom pic.twitter.com/LCtsRdfGov

Koroks make for surprisingly great hood ornaments and crumple zones:

Hope you don’t mind being used as a front bumper lil Korok HAHAHAHA pic.twitter.com/QbMuVUDAEx

Finally, the Korok Space Program is here:

https://t.co/cYDdL4fcID

By the end of this decade, we will have a Korok on the moon:

Korok Space Program day 2: After adopting a more typical rocket shaped structure I had high hopes for this brave korok, however the extra weight had some unexpected effects of todays launch.