Did Napoleon really shoot a pyramid? Ridley Scott says sure, why not

polygon.com:

Martin Scorsese isn’t the only legendary, octogenarian movie director with an expensive, period-piece passion project bankrolled by Apple coming out this fall. Ridley Scott — who celebrated his 85th birthday in 2022, and has knocked out seven feature films in the last decade — will bring his life of the French emperor Napoleon Bonaparte to theaters in November. Going by its first trailer, it’s got all the horse-based warfare, dodgy accents, and (checks notes) Radiohead trailercore you could want from a Ridley Scott historical epic.

It also has two things in particular abundance. The first is Napoleon (Joaquin Phoenix), history’s foremost short king, being negged Vanessa Kirby’s Josephine (“You are just a tiny little brute that is nothing without me”). He seems to like it. The second is Napoleon blowing stuff up with cannons. The first thing he shoots with a cannon, bloodily, is an unruly mob of plebs. Then he blows up some warships — probably British ones, although the trailer doesn’t specify. Then he shoots up one of the great pyramids of Giza. Then he shoots up a frozen lake with an opposing army on it… but wait, hang on. Did Napoleon really just shoot a pyramid?

How much liberty is being taken here by Scott and screenwriter David Scarpa? (Scarpa worked with Scott on All the Money in the World, and will re-team with him on next year’s Gladiator 2.) Well, Napoleon did invade Egypt, and he fought a major battle within sight of the pyramids in 1798. It does seem that he visited the pyramids in person, although my Googling has turned up no records of him having shot them with a cannon. Also, it’s reasonable to assume that in the course of the last 225 years, someone would have noticed that the top of one of pyramids had