Baldur's Gate 3 Players Can't Get Enough Of All The Willy Options
thegamer.comBaldur's Gate 3 is already a wildly successful RPG, met with near-universal praise by both critics and fans alike. But honestly, it's also a pretty great dress-up game, with its expansive character creator and gorgeous graphics. In fact, there's one area where it's incredibly goddamn expansive, probably way more than it has to be.
For some reason, Baldur's Gate 3 gives you not one, not two, but five penis options. From penis A to penis E, you can customise your genitals to your heart's content. Each option makes subtle changes to your character's package, letting you decide what your romance partner will see when you get down and dirty later on in the game.
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Unsurprisingly, many players have been taken aback by all the penis models that Baldur's Gate 3 gives you access to. Hell, I couldn't get over it myself, with the list of options never seeming to end.
Most humanoid races get five peepees and three vulvas to choose from. Altogether, this gives you the same amount of private part options as face presets - probably a first for any game with a character creator.
The best part of all is the community's response to this. In a Reddit thread, players fight over which penis bests them all, and things are getting heated.
"More of a penis D type guy, myself," says Reddit user DriveFastDoDrugs. "I believe in penis E supremacy," argues Kaotede.
"Ah, the war between sword and shield, huh?" chimes PinkOverplay. "Can't say I blame you for being partial to the 'penis D' side of things. Each to their own, my dude."
Jokes aside, it's pretty neat that genital selection is completely separated from gender expression. Unlike other RPGs that have tried to be inclusive in this way,
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