We were obsessed with this game in 1999, and now it's coming back

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Much has changed when it comes to how young people engage with cyberspace. For starters, they would never call it cyberspace out of fear that bullies would rightfully pick on them.

I was raised in the era of the family computer. The screeching of dial-up was music to our ears and the floppy disks were floppier than ever before.

The computer sat in an open room in the house so that our parents could make sure we weren’t doing anything naughty like asking Yahoo to show us boobs.

After a hard day at school cutting our teeth on fiction and fractions (the sharpest of arithmetic), my siblings and I would fight each other for our turn on the internet.

I’d spend my online time switching between MSN Messenger, Club Penguin, Habbo Hotel and watching badgers sing about mushrooms. But one website was an early favourite: Neopets.

Neopets launched in 1999 and by the mid-2000s had more than 25 million users. That may seem like a small number in a world where Baby Shark has 13 billion plays on YouTube, but given you had to kick your mum off the phone to surf the web (another thing the kids don’t say), that’s a massive number.

Neopets gives players the chance to care for their very own two-dimensional being (but enough about your ex). And there’s a Neopet for everyone. From the majestically named Shoyru, Wocky, Acara and Scorchio to the middle-aged-Dadly named Lenny, Bruce, and Grundo.

After a weird foray into NFTs, a dodgy connection to The Church of Scientology, and a big corporate buyout, Neopets is back for a new generation. But how will this old yeller website make a splash in an overly saturated market?

Well, don’t you worry? They’ve launched with a shiny new brand ambassador that the kids can relate to: John Legend, because