Final Fantasy Fans Are Stunned By Raunchy Tifa Statue
Following on from her explosive debut in Italian politics earlier this year, a merch company is jumping on the new wave of Tifa Lockheart love - and not subtly at all. A new Tifa statue puts the Final Fantasy heroine in an incredibly suggestive pose, and it's turning a lot of heads, to say the least. No one can quite comprehend that this new piece of merch is real, and honestly, I can't either.
For just $728.99, this figurine of Tifa twerking on the Buster Sword can be all yours. Sure, you'll want to hide it every time someone steps foot in your room. And yeah, that's a lot of money for something you could gaze at online for free. But you will be able to immortalize this iconic piece of Final Fantasy memorabilia and share it with generations to come.
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"1/4 Scale Jack-O Tifa Lockheart - (FF7) Final Fantasy VII Resin Statue" is at least very honest about what it is. Without a hint of shame, you can have Tifa's bare bum greet you every morning, as it hovers around Cloud's sword.
Oh, and if too much was being left to the imagination for your liking, it looks like there will be a fully nude model available too. No, there are no pictures of it. It also looks like you can pick up a model that lets you mix between clothed and nakey, depending on how much you want to disappoint everyone around you on any given day.
The statue has an estimated shipping date of March 2023, so you'll be in for a bit of a wait to get your nude Tifa fix. In the meantime, of course, you can just search her name literally anywhere on the internet and get the same results. And it won't even cost you $728.99. But to each their own.
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