Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom’s most boring quest is also its funniest

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Among various atrocities like torturing Koroks and building war machines, Link can add allowing an old man to pass out from heat exhaustion and hypothermia to his list of questionable exploits in The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom.

The shenanigans in question take place over the course of two short quests in the Gerudo Canyon. Together, the two adventures form Tears of the Kingdom’s most boring and goofy sidequests, as Link bests a poor old man who challenges him to an endurance contest.

The names of the two quests are “Cold-Endurance Contest!” and “Heat-Endurance Contest!” To start the pair, you will need to climb Mount Granajh in Gerudo Canyon and talk to a man named Rahdo living near the summit. Once you find him, he’ll congratulate you on completing the trek successfully and challenge Link to an endurance test.

The trial itself is simple: All you need to do is survive the cold-air environment longer than Rahdo does. To accept Rahdo’s first challenge, you’ll pay him 50 rupees, and you two will be off to the proverbial races. (I say “proverbial” because in reality you’ll just sit there and look at each other until one of you passes out.)

Throughout the challenge, Rahdo comes across as confident… maybe too much so. He tells Link that he likes the cut of his “jib” and then eggs Link on to take the challenge. When posing the test, he asks Link, “Now are you ready? Or will you bow to cowardice?” Mind you, this taunt is aimed at the same warrior who saved Hyrule and beat calamity Ganon himself — but, you know, go off Rahdo.

What follows is the world’s slowest and most boring quest with one of Hyrule’s most colorful quest-givers. Literally, all you two do is stand on top of these two stone pillars and just wait