Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth Makes Fun Of You If You Suck At The Piano

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Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth is full to the brim with minigames for you to try out (help me, Queen's Blood is ruining my life), but one of the more popular has Cloud tickling the ivories. You'll find various places in the game that will let you test out your piano skills with a variety of Final Fantasy tunes, or you can go freestyle and create your own melodies, which has led to players recreating popular songs from real life and video games.

Then there are the less musically gifted among the game's community, who somehow manage to make the piano sound like it's been pushed down a flight of stairs. It's not a huge deal, as these people probably have more important skills that lie elsewhere, but lord help you if you play the piano badly during Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth's Nibelheim flashback chapter.

First shared by Twitter user Killertifa, Aerith, Tifa, and Barret do not hold back if you don't put at least a shred of effort into playing the piano in Tifa's room, as demonstrated in the video embedded below. It begins with Killertifa not really playing the piano, but more running Cloud's hand up and down the keys like a mischievous child in a particularly boring music lesson. They then get up from the piano, clearly unimpressed by the minigame, only to be met with some of the most vicious mockery you've ever heard in a Final Fantasy game.

Tifa begins the smackdown by wondering why Cloud even bothered playing the piano in the first place if all he was going to do was slam the keys a bit, while the disgust in Aerith's voice while criticizing Cloud is arguably the most saddening part of the entire ordeal. Finally, Barret brings it all home by telling Cloud to "don't quit your day job", which is surprising considering it's the kindest piece of criticism to come from the trio.

Quite how the three actually know how bad Cloud was at the piano is unknown, considering it's a flashback scene, but it's much funnier to imagine that this was their reaction when Cloud simply told them he