Deadlock wins the award for best placeholder UI text I've ever read with this one-line character bio calling one of its heroes an a**hole
Now that Valve is acknowledging that okay, yes, Deadlock exists, we're free to discuss its excellent vibes. A major piece of the hero shooter MOBA's aesthetic is of course the heroes themselves: a colorful cast of occultists, interplanar anomalies, and—according to its unfinalized character backgrounds—at least one asshole.
As you'll read in the message that pops up when you launch Deadlock's closed playtest, Valve considers the project to be in early development: All of the art, abilities, UI text, and just about everything else currently in-game could change before its unspecified release date.
Still, while each hero may well be unrecognizable by the time Deadlock reaches its final form, the early versions of each character's background informs us that one of Valve's writers thinks Lash is a real piece of shit.
Most of the current character bios give a brief summary of the tragedies and travails that produced Deadlock's cast of paranormal misfits. Abrams, the half-devil detective, is embroiled in a conspiracy surrounding a mysterious tome that appeared on his office desk. Dynamo, a tenured Columbia professor, fell into a spacetime hole and is now a tiny star living in a robot body. Ivy is a living gargoyle-turned-vigilante who was adopted by a family from Spanish Harlem.
The backgrounds are in varying degrees of completion. Some have interesting quirks—Yamato, a sword-wielding yokai who's due for an upcoming redesign, has a bio that's written entirely in untranslated Japanese. Others have some probably-unintentional punctuation goofs. And then there's the single-sentence biography for Lash, which reads:
«Jacob Lash is an asshole.»
That's it. That's all we get. No backstory, no tragic past. Just a note to say this guy sucks.
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It's clearly very placeholder—although I'd love to see Valve be ballsy and leave it as is, no notes—but it's also a fun window into the
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