Not sold on Final Fantasy VII Rebirth and/or on the dark magics that make instant noodles work yet? Then good luck with that going forward, as Nissin just released an ad where a Catboy Sephiroth uses his ever-sexy voice to bully Cloud into slurping down on some Donbei Udon noodles — and he complies.
We couldn’t fully grasp the greatness contained in the ad because it was only out in Japanese up until now, but we can now thank Twitter user Aitaikimochi for deciphering this masterwork for English-speaking audiences.
Sephiroth: Shall I give you…donbei udon?
I can't believe they actually reanimated these #FF7R scenes and had Sephiroth's voice actor do a commercial for Donbei Udon.
Here's the English subs by me lmao