Amouranth Farts In A Jar And Wants You To Buy It For $1000
thegamer.comAmouranth has done a lot of crazy things over the years, from purchasing gas stations for tax breaks to advertising her OnlyFans on a giant billboard. And I have just been informed that both these events happened over the span of a few months and not years, which goes to show how exhausting 2022 has already become.
However, Amouranth's latest entrepreneurial venture is easily her weirdest one yet. Amouranth has just announced "Cutie Pa-TOOT-ies, Scents By Amouranth," a limited collection of jars that have been filled with Amouranth's farts.
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I'll let that sink in for a moment before I continue. Good? Great. Because it gets worse.
The creation of each of these scented jars has been detailed extensively in Amouranth's new ad on YouTube. After plucking a single hair, Amouranth places that hair inside the jar, then holds the jar up to her ass and farts in it. With the jar tightly screwed and then signed by Amouranth herself, anyone who wants to be wafted by Amouranth's waste gasses can do so by simply purchasing the jar from her website. The jar also contains the bonus prize of a single Amouranth hair.
Amouranth describes Cutie Pa-TOOT-ies as "genuine scented air," although a more accurate description might be scented methane.
Perhaps the most outrageous thing about Cutie Pa-TOOT-ies is the price. Amouranth has hand-signed and numbered a thousand of these scented jars and is selling them for $999.99 each. That's a thousand dollars for the privilege of smelling Amouranth's flatus.
If the thought of taking in the sweet, floral scent of Amouranth fart doesn’t get you going (and by god why wouldn't it?), then you’ll be happy to note that she’s also selling bottled
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