Wrestling With Emotions: New Kid on the Block is a well-oiled body… I mean, game

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If there’s two things I love, it’s wrestling and cuddling. Both of these things are already very adjacent, but Wrestling With Emotions: New Kid on the Block is looking to flying elbow-drop them into one sexy package.

The sequel to Team Lazerbeam’s 2016 indie title, Wrestling With Emotions: New Kid on the Block looks to continue the team’s weird take on love and suplexes, and it’s everything I want it to be. It’s got meat, it has all types of hunks, and it’s about rugged embraces and tender smooches. It’s what wrestling is all about!

And now, there’s a demo, and after playing it, I can confirm that this is the next big thing in big things.

Wrestling With Emotions: New Kid on the Block has you following your dreams to become a greased-up grapple-person. You’re then thrust directly between the meatiest muscle cuties this side of the ropes. It’s then up to you to train yourself to train your MEAT (Muscle, Elegance, Attitude, and Theatrics) to become a real contender in the squared circle. Also, maybe there’s love in there, as well. It’s kind of ambiguous about that.

The demo guides you through applying to Wrestling With Emotions (the WWE), gives you a bit of training, then sends you to Cuddle Mania to stand on the sidelines of people better than you. I really don’t think I can talk about Wrestling With Emotions: New Kid on the Block without putting some gravel in my voice and flexing continually.

Yeah! Brother! Ungh!

You get to design your wrestle-person and their gimmick. Furthermore, you outline your own strengths and what makes you awesome. Wrestling With Emotions: New Kid on the Block knows that we’re all just tightly concealed bags of beef and feelings, so you pick your pronouns and what your meat looks like.

Argh!