Which of the Pickwick Triplets Did It?
Three little babes in their bassinets
Angelic little triplets or
They might have fooled the others but they won’t fool me
It’s time to give these teething seething three
Which of the Pick WICK trip LETS did it?
Who of the CREW could com MIT this crime?
Might a little BRAT make a mommy go SPLAT ?
It’s a story pretty gory for a nursery rhyme
Which of the Pick WICK trip LETS did it?
Which of the spawn had the brawn to kill?
Will a baby get tried for matricide?
Coochie-coochie-coo, time for YOU or YOU or YOU to admit it
So quick as a whip gotta pick which Pickwick triplеt did it
Penelope in pink surе is making quite a stink
Is she trying to throw me off the scent?
Though she bats her little eyes, is she a killer in disguise
With a diaper full of criminal intent?
Preening Patrick is pernicious with an appetite so vicious
He would bite the hand that feeds him with a sneer
But could that rotten tot be behind this evil plot
Baby-stepping towards a murderous career?
Pouty little Paco’s looking coy but he’s a bad, bad boy
Could Paco’s passion prove apocalyptic?
With his paci and his rattle did this pisher go to battle
Proving he’s the perp amidst this Pickwick triptych?
In this
Will alighthouse shed some LIGHT
On which kid gave ol’ mom a WHACK
There’s an infant to indict
I’ll book this little crook
I will find the perpetrator who did murder to their maker
Or…
Coochie-coochie-coo
Well,
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