I Love UFC 4 Entirely Because Of Its Character Creator

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I’m an immature child. I know that, my friends know that, my colleagues know that, and, unfortunately, so does my family. And nothing says immature child like giving my UFC fighter a cum tattoo down his arm just so I can joke that he’s got cum running down his arm. All while smacking my mate around who has made what I can only describe as a sleep paralysis demon in a gladiator skirt. UFC wants to be a serious sports simulator, but that’s not happening while I’m around.

UFC 4 came to PS+ this month and I’m glad I took the chance and dove in. I’m not huge on sports games. We played FIFA at a work social and it felt like those dreams where your arms turn to spaghetti - I didn’t understand what was going on and completely cocked up at every turn. I won on a technicality when my opponent lost connection. Whatever, though - a win’s a win. But before I derail worse than [pretend I made a very funny football joke about a player whose career derailed], back to UFC 4. I looked past my lack of interest in sports games and installed it because my friend said it had a character creator. I’m a simple man who likes simple things.

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My favourite fighting game, Mortal Kombat, hasn't had a character creator since Armageddon, and I’ve always said the new ones would be far better if I could make Bilbo BigDick, a curly-haired prodigy, go toe-to-toe with the literal god that is Raiden. I can’t. Mortal Kombat takes itself a bit more seriously than that these days. The closest thing to a character creator I’ve seen is Super Smash Bros. with its Miis. So when I heard UFC would let me go weirdly in-depth, I was right-hooked, and before long, I was making my