This is not a place of honor: up to $36 million worth of Funko Pops to be entombed in landfills

pcgamer.com:

As spotted by Kotaku(opens in new tab), a recent earnings call by Funko Inc. revealed that the vinyl tchotchke manufacturer simply has too much inventory sitting in warehouses, and that it will be «writing off» $30-$36 million worth of it⁠—which is to say, pitching it in the trash. After some bountiful years, including an early-pandemic bump, Funko seems to be feeling the burn of a saturated market and reduced demand.

This dangerous burial should be accompanied by some kind of warning. When the inhabitants of Earth in the distant future stumble across this vinyl trove, they have to understand what they're getting into. «We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture. This place is not a place of honor,» our message to future civilizations would begin. «No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing is valued here,» the inscription on our massive gravesite for upwards of 2.7 million Funko Pops ($30 million divided by approx. $11 a Pop) would continue. «What is here is dangerous and repulsive to us.»

OK, so that's actually part of a proposed message from Sandia National Laboratories(opens in new tab) to warn away those in the far-future from nuclear waste sites, but it is hilarious to me to imagine far-future archaeologists uncovering a vast trove of vinyl bobblehead Geralts, Grogus, and Green Goblins out in the wastes left behind by our society.

And maybe they're not that bad. Funko Pops are not for me, but a self-conscious, pronounced dislike of the ubiquitous collectible has become one of those standard-issue, lazy signifiers, a reheated opinion you get to present like it's some edgy or groundbreaking thing⁠—see also hating Nickelback and thinking Die Hard is the film to celebrate your spiritual or secular