Tax Heaven 3000 launches a week early and its Collector's Edition has already sold out
rockpapershotgun.comTax Heaven 3000 changed its release date a couple of times, moving from a March 31st date that was suspiciously close to April Fools' Day, to April 4th after its removal from Steam, to yesterday, March 27th. For the uninitiated, Tax Heaven 3000 is the anime dating sim that claims to do your taxes and asks you for identifying info such as your email and Social Security Number. It’s likely a joke app, partly because of its waifu Iris (like, the IRS) and partly because it’s from MSCHF, the art collective behind Lil Nas X’s Satan Shoes and other viral drops.
You can download Tax Heaven 3000 on Itch.io for free, but there was also a $90 Collector’s Edition that included a boxed version of the game complete with a disk and an instruction manual. It also came with a lifesize Iris body pillow, but alas, all good things must come to an end and the edition is sadly sold out.
Even though the Collector’s Edition is sold out, I’d still recommend snooping around Tax Heaven’s official website. Clicking on the X-rated patch button - for research purposes, of course - takes you to Wattpad, the free website that lets you read and publish stories. I hear it’s also very popular with One Direction fanfic writers. I didn’t read all of the Tax Heaven 3000 story, but it ends with this lovely passage: “Somewhere between the serendipity of life and the inevitable cycle of taxes, I know we’ll find each other again and again.”
The “Manifesto” section of the website also has some fighting words for “predatory, parasitic” corporate tax services that “deliberately complicate the tax filing process in order to make it unnavigable by ordinary people.” As a counter, MSCHF created “free software instead built on parasocial desire for intimacy and
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