Master of horror John Carpenter doesn't 'need to see' the Borderlands film, may have quit Diablo 4 for the same reason he dropped Red Dead 2: 'I can't even get on that horse'

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John Carpenter is a filmmaking genius, a horror legend, and a terrible equestrian. At least, that's my takeaway from a recent interview the director gave to Larry Fitzmaurice's newsletter Last Donut of the Night. Among questions about noir, ageing, and politics, Carpenter was asked about what's been playing lately. The answer? Not Diablo 4.

«I can't even get on that horse,» said Carpenter, whose only other substantial comment on Blizzard's latest was «Oh, no no no. I can't… no, no, no.» Hey, John, I get it.

I have to admit I'm not sure whether to interpret the horse comment literally or metaphorically. It could be that Diablo 4's infinite live serviceness makes it just too much for Carpenter, and he's using the phrase as a saying equivalent to «That's just too much for me.» On the other hand, Carpenter does have a history of problems with actually, literally getting on videogame horses. He's previously told interviewers that he had to quit Red Dead Redemption 2—our #7 videogame of all time—because he "couldn't get on the damn horse."

I kind of hope it's the latter. When he's not creating absolute filmic bangers like Prince of Darkness and The Thing, Carpenter is an avid gamer whose most recent appearance in our pages came when he lavished the Dead Space remake with fulsome praise: "Great game!" Possibly because it didn't have a horse in it.

To be fair, Carpenter is a 76-year-old man with far better things to be doing than dressage, and Diablo's mount system is a weird, opaque thing (unlike RDR2's; I can't really explain that one). To get a mount in Diablo 4, you have to get all the way through Act 3 before doing the Mount: Donan's Favour quest. It's very understandable if Carpenter chucked the whole thing in long before he ever reached that point. Hell, I did, and I'm one of the fools who set aside time to get that time-limited Ashava mount trophy during the beta.

Carpenter didn't just discuss Diablo in the interview, mind you. He also offered his thoughts on