Master Chief’s chili recipe needs a day one patch

theverge.com:

It was a peaceful morning until Ash Parrish dropped the tweet into Slack — it was from Steve Downes, the voice actor for Halo’s Master Chief, and he was sharing a recipe which he calls “Master Chief Chili.” Instantly, my chef senses perked up. A chance to cook a meal potentially enjoyed by one of the most iconic video game characters of all time? And to blog about it? It seemed too good to be true.

Yet, as I read the recipe, I felt my heart sinking, the joy slipping away. I was left with one immediate question: not “where’sthe beef” so much as “where’s the spice??”

There have been lots of requests for my Master Chief Chili, so here it is! <a href=«https://twitter.com/hashtag/masterchiefchili?src=hash&ref_src=» https: www.theverge.com>#masterchiefchili

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Co-workers familiar with Deep Halo Lore informed me