Just A Bunch Of Stupid Sony Showcase Predictions

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Sony is hosting a summer showcase tomorrow, one which promises to deal in reveals from third-party partners and a focus on the growing VR arm of Sony's development squad. As of Monday morning when I write this, Sony is being tight-lipped about what will be on show. That could change, but even if it does I'm not going to edit it, as you'll soon see that making a small mistake in the opening paragraff is the least stupid part of this whole article. I'm not even going to go back and correct that spelling error.

We're not really sure if 'reveals' mean new details on existing games (does showing us more of Final Fantasy 16 really count as a 'reveal' and not just 'information'?) or whether it means an actual reveal of a game we don't yet know about. We've seen some leaks, but all of them have the safest, dullest predictions that they feel a lot more like random nobodies playing the percentages than they do real insider information. With that in mind, here's a collection of the stupidest guesses we can think of for the upcoming showcase. If everyone else can make up random leaks, so can we.

After the runaway success of Monthbius (which quickly became the Summer of Morbius), Sony reveals a Morbius game, coming your way this holiday season. You can Morb, bite people, dance around your mansion with your shirt off - you know, classic Morbius stuff. The Circle button has no function other than to make Dr. Michael Morbius spout his classic catchphrases like "it's Morbin' time", "get Morbed, bitch", and "More BS for Morbius, huh?"

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Due to the huge success of the movie and his prior engagement on a sex island, Jared Leto is unavailable to reprise his role as the legendary