Hey Lois, remember that time we were a nondescript Apple Arcade kart racer?

destructoid.com:

Like that time Teen Wolf and Battlestar Galactica slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars during the Iraq War, developer Electric Square has revealed Warped Kart Racers, a new kart racing title headed to the Apple Arcade platform on May 20, which is like May the 4th, which is like “May the Force” from Star Wars.

Lemme sing you a Frank Sinatra-lite song all about it…

Warped Kart Racers will bring together characters from a selection of FOX TV shows, including Family Guy, American Dad, King of the Hill, and Solar Opposites. It’s a crazy crossover, that’s for true, like when The A-Team caught COVID on an episode of My Two Dads. There will be 20 characters in total, racing through 16 unique tracks pulled from their respective series. Will you be first over the line, like George W. Bush was during the 2004 U.S. elections? or will you come last? Giggity.

As you can see from the trailer, Warped Kart Racers offers Mario Kart-style roadway shenanigans, including customizable karts and gliders, unlockable decorations, and a variety of weapons and special attacks, and a variety of weapons and special attacks and a variety of weapons and special attacks, and a variety of weapons and special attacks, and a variety of weapons and special attacks, and a variety of weapons and special attacks, and a variety of weapons and special attacks, and a variety of weapons and special attacks, and a variety of weapons and special attacks, and a variety of weapons and special attacks, and a variety of weapons and special attacks, and a variety of weapons and special attacks.

Warped Kart Racers launches May 20 on Apple Arcade. Like the apple in The Garden of Eden that gave Eve herpes after she was tempted by a snake with the voice of Kanye West.

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