As hoped for and expected, here we are, another four and a half months later, with another Final Fantasy XIV content patch! It brings most of the good stuff that comes with a zero-ending patch, including Main Scenario Quests, a new raid, and, thankfully as the team’s been bringing us, more quality-of-life updates.
Yes, that means I’m back once again to talk about it, unfortunately for some given my last piece drew some heat. This is not late because I got the flu this time; it’s because I got a real nine-to-five(ish) job! Because being a catgirl online is not actually a livable occupation.
And no, my unhinged ramblings that our EIC lets me get away with won’t be replaced by ChatGPT, which cannot play this game and die three times per trial attempt, nor fly out to Vegas, nor say something excessively quotable by the FFXIV community , either. Fuck that weird SAT essay-style droning.
Anyway, sorry, introductions are hard, and there are only so many ways I can introduce relatively cookie-cutter-structured content patches, especially while I’m monitoring an office’s quickly-depleting stock of La Croix, which I don’t really understand, but whatever. FFXIV demands the narrative torment of my catgirl, the Google machine demands words, and my colleagues demand shoddily-flavored seltzer. This is turning into a recipe introduction. The Dark Throne , right? Right.
There should have been no doubt that Endwalker was going to pay homage to Final Fantasy 4 , especially given the parade of elements essentially ripped right from the game (the Lopprits barely the least). The post-expansion quests, and especially The Dark Throne , doubles down hard on that, paying respects to the game in ways unprecedented. In these
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