Baldur's Gate 3 Patch 5 Has Randomly Added Willy Jiggle Physics

thegamer.com:

Baldur's Gate 3 players have been shocked to discover that Patch 5, which just released yesterday, has randomly added jiggly physics to all of the willies in the game.

Baldur's Gate 3 is already one of the biggest and most beloved games of the current generation, but it turns out that it can get even bigger, even better, and even more... jiggly. After a week or so of teasing, Larian finally released Patch 5 yesterday which, beyond being a whopping 30GB, adds a ton of new features, like extended epilogue scenes, two new difficulty modes, and even the canonisation of Bing Bong.

All of that is great and all, but there's one thing that Patch 5 adds to Baldur's Gate 3 that towers above the rest. Or rather, it jiggles above the rest - that's right, Larian finally added jiggle physics to willies. Before Patch 5, willies in Baldur's Gate 3 were pretty static things, never swaying in the wind or making any movement at all.

Now, though, they've been given a whole new lease of life. In the name of science, I instantly undressed my Fighter and had him run around the camp naked for a bit. Remember, for science. It was made instantly clear that Larian has indeed added jiggle physics to willies, as my Fighter's was bouncing around merrily like it never had before. I assume it's the same for Wyll, Gale, and Astarion, but I was too busy laughing to check.

Funnily enough, jiggle physics are something that Baldur's Gate 3 players have actually been asking for ever since the game first launched, so this isn't just a random thing to include from Larian - it's jiggly fan-service.

We're obviously not going to link a video of jiggling privates here, but the comments underneath this post from Twitter user ghoulbrainz, who praises Larian for