Baldur's Gate 3 Has A Romance Even Weirder Than The Bear
Larian Studios revealed to the world that you can fuck a bear in Baldur's Gate 3 back in July and fans went wild. Well, Halsin in the form of a bear, but cmon. You're fucking a bear. But it can get even weirder later on in the game if you keep an open mind and are okay with embarrassing yourself to your entire party.
Warning, spoilers for Baldur's Gate 3 ahead.
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At the end of Act 2, it's revealed that your Guardian is actually a mind flayer. Tentacles and all. They split off from the hive and secluded themselves in the artefact to avoid being lured back in. They're also leeching off an old githyanki legend to keep your tadpole at bay. With both revelations, they expect you to recoil in horror, but if you offer hugs and aren't repulsed by them, you can bone them. And it's very, very in-depth.
Firstly, you have to figure out where the mouth is. There's a semblance of something toothy underneath the mass of tentacles sprawling from their head, but that isn't it. Succeed at a couple of dice rolls and you realise the solution is to... lick and kiss those slimy grippers. To which the mind flayer sensually moans, offering you the chance to keep going. If at this point you still aren't put off by the slippery, exposed-brain illithid, you can push even further.
They'll wrap their tentacles around you and grab your ass while you continue stroking. And both parties seem to love it, with your main character describing it as hard to tell where thoughts ended and feelings began. The two of you fall back off-camera together and it's implied you did a little more than tentacle-licking and ass-grabbing.
Since it's the Astral Plane, Karlach can get
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