Zelda Players Have Already Made A Giant Flamethrowing Wang In Tears Of The Kingdom
Nintendo was acutely aware one of the leading reasons Breath of the Wild was so well-loved is because it allowed players to flex their creative muscles. That's why it has seriously upped the ability to do that in Tears of the Kingdom via Link's new Ultrahand ability. Naturally, less than 24 hours after the sequel launched, someone has already used Ultrahand to create a giant flamethrowing dick.
The contraption's one and only use appears to be as a stationary flamethrower that emits fire from its junk. While Kotaku is the site responsible for shining a spotlight on this work of art/monstrosity (I haven't decided which way I'm leaning yet), exactly who created it remains a mystery. Please step forward so we can shake your hand, or take away your Switch. Again, I'm undecided on how I feel.
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Ultrahand, the name of which appears to have been inspired by an obscure Nintendo toy from the 1960s, allows Link to fuse together just about anything he can find throughout Hyrule. Nintendo assumed that new ability would be used to make boats and even rockets, likely not realizing someone would make a crude statue within hours of the game launching. More fool them.
The anonymous player appears to have cobbled together some logs and doors to create something that looks a little bit like the robot my three-year-old drew the other day. Not exactly something that will intimidate any nearby bokoblins. That's until Link fires an arrow directly into its penis, at which point the robot's dick springs to life, waving up and down as fire sprays out of it.
Cue all of you trying to recreate this over the weekend as Twitter will likely be overrun with a sea of giant
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