Who Would Be The Best Pokemon To Take On A Date?

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I consider myself the world’s most prominent Pokemon scientist. I’m not named after a tree, but other than that, I fit the bill perfectly. I’ve studied which Pokemon would win in a fight - not a Pokemon battle, a hand-to-hand fist fight - as well as which starters taste the best, which Pokemon would be the best to take to bed, and which Pokemon is the hottest. Amazingly, those latter two were not the same study and didn’t yield the same results. With that in mind, I thought I’d go back to the Pokemon labs for another investigation - who would be the best Pokemon to take on a date?

There are a few things to consider here. The best Pokemon in bed was based entirely around snuggling, hence why Shaymin, with it’s huggable shape, was the victor. As for ‘hottest’, that came down to the popularity of Pokemon in a certain fanart community, and the types of things depicted in these works of art, presumably drawn with one hand, were not suitable for any date I’ve ever been on.

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Anyway, on with the study, and the Pokemon I would gladly take on a date. Mostly, I’ll be sticking with Human-Like Pokemon, with a couple of choice exceptions. I’m definitely not going on a date with, like, Beedrill though.

First up, Florges. Pretty obvious, but flowers are a must-have for a date. Personally, I don’t like flowers very much. Like, initially getting them is nice, but then what? Here’s some plants. Hold them. Take them home and put them on a shelf until they rot. No thanks. With Florges though, the flower is built-in. No messing around, the flower and the date is one whole thing. The experiment is a success - Florges makes a good date.

Another Pokemon I tried a date