Elon Musk Needs To Stop Going To Mars And Start Getting Good At Elden Ring
Elon Musk is concrete proof that mediocre white men will always fall upward. When he isn’t recalling busted Teslas, sharing cringe memes on Twitter, or being dumped by his girlfriend, the billionaire is busy being a gamer. See? He’s just like the rest of us.
He loves Rick & Morty, anime, and people who look and act exactly like he does. Sounds like a bonafide gamer to me. In recent years there is nothing more exhausting on the internet than those who stan Elon Musk, believing him to be both unbelievably cool and worthy of looking up to as some form of righteous figure. He has money, but like many billionaires, he relies on a mixture of greed and nepotism to maintain his needless fortune and social status. Oh, and his nepotism is tied to apartheid - even worse.
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Elden Ring is a big deal, having sold tens of millions of copies since its release and cementing itself as yet another masterpiece by FromSoftware. We’ve all been losing ourselves to The Lands Between, creating distinct characters before embarking on adventures that will last hours upon hours. It’s a special game, and I’ve always believed there is no wrong or right way to play it so long as you’re having fun.
Well - that was the case until I saw Elon Musk’s travesty of a build. He’s a casual, and I can figure that out purely from looking at the gear he’s using to survive. It’s a mixture of poorly matched armour, too high an equipment load, and long-ranged spells that describe a player unwilling to get into a fight - one who would rather stand back and wait for his spirits to do all the work while also wearing armour that would protect even the most hardened of melee builds.
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