When it was first suggested that this week’s Big Question should be ‘What Pokemon Can You Take On?’, the response from staff was absolutely childish. Therefore, I hope you dirty animals appreciate the clarification we had to add. Get your minds out of the gutter, we have some animals to punch the living daylights out of.
So, without further ado, what Pokemon do you think you could take (in a fight)?
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I do not trust this man. What is he? Why is his texture like that in Detective Pikachu? Why is he so fleshy, and walking around acting like a human? I mean, obviously not every Pokemon should be treated like a pet, but this fella is just taking it too far. I mean hell, even if he was a human, he’d be giving me the creeps. I just realized I’m explaining why I would not fight him, not how. But I think that would be fairly simple, to be honest, since he’s literally a mime. There would be nothing fake about my punches, my friend. He’s about to catch these hands for real.
Caterpie. It's literally just a bug. Weedle, also, would be very easy to squash. String Shot, seriously? Grow up.
Frankly, I think I could take several Pokemon in a fight, especially going off their canon height. Charizard is the same height as Selena Gomez. Lucario is three foot nine. Be serious. Then there’s the fact many of them are bugs, or fish, or just amorphous balls of gas. You think I couldn’t win a fight against a duck, or a little puppy dog? That’s why rather than listing every single Pokemon I might be able to beat, I’m going to consider who is the toughest Pokemon I could take in a fight. Rapidash, for example, would obviously wreck me. Copperajah is an elephant made of steel.
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