I Made A Pokemon Team For Every Kink

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Whenever I play a new Pokemon game, I build an all-native team. That is, I only use Pokemon who are new to this region. In the early stages I'll catch returning Pokemon to make sure I have a viable team of six, but by the second gym I'd expect to have six new 'mons, even if some of those eventually get traded out for other, better new 'mons. In the two most recent games though, I've had to come up with new ideas. In Brilliant Diamond I used a team of 'mons I'd never ran in any game before and found it to be freeing if a little hollow - I'd ignored these losers for a reason, after all. Going into Legends: Arceus I was bereft of ideas until I saw the huge Lopunny and Gardevoir. Maybe I've just been listening to too much Kim Petras, but I decided I was going to make a team of sluts.

Unfortunately, these plans were dashed almost as soon as they were formed. I went about the first area just collecting a decent team as well as keeping a lookout for any who could enter the slutty six. As with all Pokemon games, I tried not to spoil which Pokemon did and did not make the game, but then I had a chilling thought. Tsareena, my queen. This team would always be incomplete without the mighty mangosteen in the thigh high boots, and sure enough, I looked and found to my horror she did not make the cut. However, by this point I was already in too deep with the idea. Petras' "do me do me do me like that" was still swirling around my head. I couldn't abandon the sluts completely, but how could they truly claim to be Pokemon's top sluts without Tsareena in their ranks? That's why I tweaked the idea slightly and instead decided to assemble a Pokemon team for every kink. Enjoy.

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