Bella Thorne Is The Best, Most Chaotic Choice For Lady Deadpool

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Bella Thorne has been campaigning hard for the role of Lady Deadpool, and if her public facing persona is anything to go by, she’s only going to go harder, mistress, harder, ooooh don’t stop! While it’s nothing new for former Disney stars to rebel against the House of Mouse’s squeaky clean image and overbearing rules, Thorne has taken things to a new level, by creating a (hugely controversial) OnlyFans page, directing PornHub short films, and promoting her line of lipsticks, named Fuck Me Firetruck Red, by simulating bouncing on a long, hard, thick lipstick. Wait, what did you think I was going to say?

Folks, I’ll be honest - I really fucking love Bella Thorne. I just find her impossible not to respect. The world of celebrity is so santised and fake (and I say this as someone who loves celebrity culture), and for all her faults, Thorne is very real. I know that last year when she promised nudes on her OnlyFans then delivered tasteful covered up shots the massive slew of refunds caused sex workers to temporarily be without income, and I’m not absolving her of her part in it, but a) OnlyFans should have had a better system in place and b) why are you buying naked pictures of millionaires?

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I don’t think Thorne will be successful in her quest to be Lady Deadpool, but that won’t stop me from joining her fight. She is the perfectly chaotic choice for a movie that needs to keep being weird and lewd even if the money goes to Disney now. A few people have commented that Disney wouldn’t give the gig to Thorne after she made porn - she technically directed a short erotic film starring porn stars, but not actually porn - but that’s one of several reasons she should get it.