Baldur's Gate 3 Fandom Reaches Inevitable Conclusion with $20,000 Astarion Sex Doll | Push Square

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With that whole bear sex TikTok thing likely playing a measurable role in Baldur's Gate 3's ascension to GOAT status, it really was only a matter of time until someone spent a small fortune on an anatomically correct Astarion sex doll. If you're so inclined, you can too, and we understand the manufacturer is even having a sale.

Doing the dirty work so we don't have to (or explain our browser history), PC Gamer did investigative journalism, delving into the world of custom sex dolls for this story. Audiences will never truly appreciate the sacrifices journalists make, and so when Larian Studios CEO Swen Vincke retweeted the below departure from the light (we don't judge), it really forced the outlet's hand.

An alleged screenshot of a very satisfied review (four stars) of a custom Astarion sex doll, PC Gamer wasn't and kept digging. It was able to confirm where the doll came from (Spartan Lover), what that sort of hardware costs (starts at 10k), and that a custom Astarion, with all the extras (actuation, realistic body hair, additional girth), could easily cost you twenty grand.

Catch you next year

I like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure

We don't think anyone saw Baldur's Gate 3 becoming some kind of horny flashpoint in gaming, but here we are. Let us know what you think of whatever this is in the comments section below.

Khayl Adam is Push Square's roving Australian correspondent, a reporter tasked with scouring the internet for the richest, most succulent PlayStation stories. With five years of experience as a freelance journalist and mercenary wordsmith, RPGs are his first great love, but strategy and tactics games are a close second, genres in which he is only too happy to specialize.

Honestly a lifeless vestige of a fictional man is probably still a better dating prospect than almost all men on dating apps.

«Additional girth»
Hahaha. My sides.

Good, they didn't leak my name.

But does it come with new and randomised kisses?

Can I purchase a bear version? Asking