What Video Game Characters Would Order At The Binley Mega Chippy

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The Binley Mega Chippy has become a cultural icon in recent weeks, with the humble Coventry takeaway cementing itself as a TikTok sensation all thanks to a catchy jingle and its underdog appeal. That, and the internet is just really, really, really weird. Maybe it’s a zoomer thing.

It’s ridiculous, but also oddly heartwarming as swarms of people from all over the country gather to visit this apparently middling establishment to greet the staff, try their food, and perhaps get a slice of some of its viral fame. I’d love to live down the road from it right now, if only to see the confusion in people’s faces as a random shop on their street becomes the focus of millions upon millions of internet strangers for no real reason at all.

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But what if the Binley Mega Chippy existed in the gamer world? What if our favourite characters across various franchises suddenly fancied a bite to eat and rocked down to Coventry to order their favourite dish after a hard day of saving the world from certain destruction or mourning their spooky dead wife? There’s nothing cod and chips and a battered mars bar can’t fix, especially when it’s accompanied by a can of mango rubicon.

While they’d all be foolish not to just order the Morbius Meal and call it a day - which consists of fish and chips, mushy peas and a can of drink for the bargain price of £4.99 - here’s what some of your favourite video game characters would be picking up at Binley Mega Chippy.

Kratos is a proper bloke. If he was a working class man from Britain he’d probably love the footy, get plastered at the local pub, and despise food with any sense of flavour. A real ‘Arsenal, Brexit, the wife’ guy.

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