Steam Won’t Stop Recommending Me Naughty Games

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Right off the bat, I’m gonna be really honest with you: This is my fault. During the pandemic, we all got lonely. We all made some choices. Some people reconnected with an ex. Others found their roommate could be more than a roommate. But for a few people who lived alone, they bought one fucking NSFW game and now Steam won’t stop recommending more.

That ‘a few people’ includes me.

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One NSFW game. I’m not going to tell you what the name of the game is, but yes, it was on sale and yes, it’s called Sakura Succubus. When starting this article, I didn’t even remember which game I’d bought - I had to organize my library by date and sift through the dozens of games I bought in 2020 and haven’t played since then.

I found that horny supernatural visual novel between, you guessed it, Final Fantasy 13 and Not for Broadcast. Which, honestly, feels like the right place for a game about - and I swear to God I forgot this - ‘amassing a harem of sexy succubi.‘ Folks, it was April 2020. What the fuck were you doing? Posting photos of the bread you baked? Somehow that’s more masturbatory than this.

If memory serves, I played this game once. I could not tell you anything about it besides it being NSFW. I think what stopped me from playing more than once was opening it without turning off my internet connection and realizing every person I know on Steam got a notification that I’m playing Sakura Succubus, a game that pretty much tells you all you need to know in the title.

Now Steam won’t stop recommending NSFW games.

And apparently, there are a lot of NSFW games on Steam.

As I’m sure some of you secret pervs know, Steam will just out and out throw NSFW games they’re recommending you right