Adam (RPS in peace) once described Lisa: The Painful as "Earthbound by way of thecatamites", but that was back in 2014 and there's a decent chance those references mean little to you. That might be part of the reason why Lisa has remained a cult classic, even if it has overwhelmingly positive reviews from those who persevered with the punishing, deranged, tragicomic RPG Maker game.
Now it's 2023 and Lisa: The Painful is getting a Definitive Edition re-release, and I'm lucky that I can draw on better known references. It's like Undertale by way of... Uh, thecatamites?
Damn. Anyway, here's a trailer for the Definitive Edition:
Lisa's original release ran either in 620x480 or blurrily stretched to fit your screen. The Definitive Edition bundles together the DLC, Lisa The Joyful, and features HD graphics, an updated UI, and new enemies and bosses and music and party dialogue. It's even got a "painless" mode for those who just want the story without all the brutal setbacks.
Rachel summed up the spirit of the game well with a recent Have You Played:
You can also get a pretty illustrative picture of Lisa by noting that John bounced off its first fifteen minutes, furious.
It remains a game that deserves a larger audience, and hopefully the Definitive Edition brings it that when it releases on July 18th. Me? It's just made me want to return to the other Lisa.
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