Gamer Nut Butter Jobbie Pong Hits Shelves, Scots Dismayed And Confused

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Gamer nut butter Jobbie Pong has at last hit the shelves. Now there's a sentence you don't wake up planning to write. 'What do all of those words mean?', I hear you ask through a grimace? I'll tell you.

Nut butter sounds weird, but it's just the catch-all term for peanut butter, almond butter, you get the idea. Jobbie Pong is a new brand of peanut butter infused with frozen blueberries and strawberries, so you don't need to mess around with a separate jam - that's jelly to you Americans - jarwhile trying to spoon-feed yourself.

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That's the recommended way to eat Jobbie Pong, by the way; just pop a jar with a spoon in it on your desk or sofa while you're gaming and eat the odd spoonful to help keep your energy levels up.

As we've already seen just within this news post, there are colloquial differences between different parts of the world. We Brits say jam, Americans say jelly. Well, when Scottish people say jobbie, they mean taking a dump, dropping the kids off at the pool, pooping, if you will.

Jobbie Pong is manufactured by two Malaysian companies, Jobbie - a peanut butter company - and Zotac Gaming - a PC parts manufacturer. Jobbie is a portmanteau of Joseph and Debbie, the peanut butter company founders, and Pong is just a reference to the early video game Pong. Jobbie Pong, there you have it.

So, poo pong accidental name aside, Jobbie Pong sounds like quite an interesting idea. No one likes getting grease or crumbs in their keyboard, or missing matches because they were off making a sandwich, so it makes sense to have a gamer oriented snack that's quick and clean to eat. It's also important to remember to eat proper food and drink water though