They're making a live-action Pac-Man movie for some reason

pcgamer.com:

You might think, if you think about it at all, that not everything needs to be made into a movie. The people at Bandai Namco and production company Wayfarer Studios may not agree, though, because according to The Hollywood Reporter(opens in new tab) they are getting together to make a live-action film based on Pac-Man.

How does one bring the two-dimensional, monochromatic waka waka waka tablet-chomper Pac-Man to a live-action film, you wonder? Very carefully, I reply, because THR doesn't say and I really don't have any good theories of my own. The report does reveal, however, that the film is «based on an original idea from Chuck Williams,» which is as close to promising as any of the announcement gets: Williams was previously a producer on the 2020 Sonic the Hedgehog live-action flick, which (after a brief and entirely necessary delay(opens in new tab)) unexpectedly did not suck(opens in new tab).

Of course, this won't be Pac-Man's first cross-media maneuver. The original arcade stand-up, released in 1980, was a massive critical and commercial success, and sparked all kinds of sequels, merchandise, and spin-offs, including the 1982 hit single Pac-Man Fever(opens in new tab), which—I shit you not—made it into the top ten of the Billboard Hot 100(opens in new tab) in March of that year.

It also spawned a Hanna-Barbera cartoon that ran for two seasons over 1982-83, which could possibly provide some inspiration for the feature film: Pac-Man not as a bizarre videogame character, but an ordinary, average guy—a working-class schmo with a wife, a kid, a house that sucks up every dollar he makes, and a long-running beef with a buncha clowns who live up the road.

I mean, that could work, right?

Okay, no. No, that would not work.