I Made The Guy Who Designed Pyramid Head's 'F***k Toast' And It Blew My Mind

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If you're on Twitter and you're a Silent Hill fan, I hope you're following Masahiro Ito. He's the legendary art director behind the Team Silent-era Silent Hill games, and the creator of Pyramid Head. He's a solid follow, regularly posting concept art and insights into the art direction of the games he's worked on.

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He's also really into toast: specifically a recipe of his own creation which he calls, for reasons I've yet to understand but really love, Fuck Toast. So I thought, on this lazy Saturday afternoon, that I'd make my own Fuck Toast, because Ito is one of my favourite artists, and I figure he probably has the culinary skills to match.

As outlined in this tweet, making Fuck Toast involves only four simple ingredients: bread, butter, honey, and Sichuan pepper. In his tweet, Ito seems to be using that thick, fluffy milk bread beloved by the Japanese. You can't really get that here in the UK, so I settled on some sliced sourdough instead.

Ito says to use Sichuan pepper powder, but all I could find were peppercorns, so I had to grind them myself with a pestle and mortar. I love experimenting in the kitchen, but I'm embarrassed to admit I've never used this stuff before. It's amazing. It has the hot kick of black pepper, but with a lemony taste.

I use a sieve to separate the ground pepper from the husks, then sprinkle it on the bread. Ito says to do this before toasting. Then I take some honey and spread it liberally over the top. It takes all my willpower not to bite into a slice. It already smells incredible and I haven't even cooked it yet.

Now it's cookin' time. Ito says to use a toaster oven, but a grill is the