Contest: Slice through weird ancient demons in Shadow Warrior 3 for PC, Xbox One, or PS4

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Since returning to Earth after traveling the voids of space for the Kidney Stone, the secret eighth Infinity Stone, and rescuing the world from very painful urination, I’ve settled back into giving away games. Sure, I could have kept my lifestyle as a playboy Space Pirate, traipsing from galaxy to galaxy with my whimsical misadventures and wanton promiscuity — but then who would give you guys free stuff? I didn’t exactly have a choice in the whole thing.

Well, in my travels I met a shaman who gave me keys for Shadow Warrior 3. I’m not sure what a space mage was doing with video games from Earth, or how he knew my exact pants size (even the length!), but either way, I can’t use ’em so I figured you guys would like them.

Did you watch the video above? There was a giant demon chicken thing and I’m a little confused. Not because they’re super uncommon or anything, but because the magic lady had some Rita Repulsa hair going on there. Weird!

Suffice to say Lo Wang did it again, people. This time he unleashed an ancient dragon and now must stuff it back into the to-go box from whence it came. It’s not as easy as folding down the sides and sitting on top of it until it squishes down enough to close the latch, mind. Something about a dead god’s mask, a dragon egg, and maybe an old Kenny G vinyl. They don’t have boxes for these anymore so it’s hard for me to cheat off the back of it, but I’m pretty sure all of those are right. I’ve also put some bullet points in case you clicked on this article needing to be sold on a free $60 MSRP video game.

Conduct a symphony of death with each encounter by mixing overwhelming firepower with devastatingly precise katana strikes as you dash in and around the demonic hordes.

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