UPS
Pokemon Have The Wrong Stats
You remember Onix, right? That enormous snake made out of literal boulders. I reckon if that smashed its spiked head into you, full force, you’d absolutely fucking die; get turned into paste - nothing more than a splatter and a small crater where you once stood. However, Pokemon disagrees. Pokemon seems to think a Joltik - a teeny weeny incy wincy itsy bitsy spider - has more Attack power than a 200kg earth serpent. Absurd.