Just as the Eagles were making a run toward the end zone in the last few seconds of the first quarter, Football Simulator froze for about 10 seconds and then crashed to desktop. (It's still in early access.) It looked to me like Philly was going to score, but according to my realistic and accurate computer simulation, the world simply ended so I'm not going to award them any points.
I am trusting the sim. I've restarted the game, this time in New Orleans (which I missed as an option the first time) and I'm getting rid of the snow so nothing interferes with the extreme accuracy of Extra Physics.
I'll play three more quarters. This is going great and it's accurate and extremely scientific. The Chiefs somehow got into a position to almost score, so that's progress, but they missed the kick.
Boo! Speaking of kicks, in the next possession, an Eagles player is launched through the wall of the dome and into the parking lot. «Let's see where they spot this,» the announcer says.
They'll have to spot it in Section 6, Row D4. Okay, this is obviously fun and amazing, but here in the first quarter I'm a little worried no one is actually going to be able to score or even progress down the field.