Nvidia RTX 50-series cards are about as ephemeral as Casper the ridiculously expensive ghost right now, with stocks having dipped to nigh-on zero within a few minutes of launching last week.
One might even say they're as rare as gold. So, Asus says, how about we add some more rarity to your rare so you can pine while you pine—or gloat while you gloat, if you're lucky enough to actually get your hands on one.
Yes, that's an ancient meme, and no, I don't care. I don't care because I know I'm never going to get my hands on the just-announced Asus ROG Astral RTX 5090 Dhahab OC Edition (via VideoCardz), and that makes me a little bitter.
And just like any good journalist, I'm here to share a little of that bitterness with you—you're welcome. عاجل ‼️ إطلاق النسخة الخاصة بالشرق الاوسط بإسم: ROG Astral GeForce RTX™ 5090 DHAHAB Edition pic.twitter.com/u5TCCA5iTEFebruary 5, 2025 And look, I'm not immune to gold-plated lust syndrome any more than the next gamer who enjoys scarce and shiny things.
Just ask my Golden AK-47 still lying on the floor in the virtual corridors Call of Duty: 4, or the perfectly cylindrical boreholes adorning the skulls of its countless victims.