"The cat is the fragrance, Nic," Ollie once told me when I asked the RPS Slack channel for alternatives to my essential oil diffuser, which I can no longer use for fear of my cat getting vanilla scurvy or lavender botulism or whatever else.
I contemplated those words last night when she pounced into bed with me, curled up, and serenaded me to slumber with a briney fart.
I remembered them again this morning when I learned of the ASUS Fragrance Mouse (thanks, Percy Gamer.) The mouse is ergonomic, wireless, and comes in plain or pink ("Iridescent White or Rose Clay").
Its innards house a refillable vial for scent oils. It features "delicate underglow lighting," a sell that would be easier to make fun of if most gaming hardware wasn't illuminated by a choice of either energy drink piss green or antiseptic gel blue.
Would I use this if I hadn't a cat? Silly question. I would immediately source a cat. Ah, but what if she was theoretically immune to essential oils and also not sick of being used in dangerous hypotheticals as I assume all cats are by now?