Confession time: I suck at Rocket League. So maybe this title is just me projecting. Either way, I’d like you to meet Apollo, Chell’s dog.
Chell is a content creator on Twitch and YouTube who specializes in Rocket League. A great game, sure, but there are a lot of Rocket League streamers. What she should have done all along was hand over that controller to Apollo, who is apparently a Rocket League prodigy amongst canines.
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As you can see in the video Chell posted to Twitter, Apollo is able to somehow move the car while holding the controller in his mouth. Presumably, this is done with his tongue, which probably results in a slobbery controller when it comes time for his human to pick up and play.
You can see Apollo is really into his craft, actually course-correcting several times in his drive towards the net. And as soon as he scores, that controller drops like a mic.
"Apollo, you're insane!" Chell gushes, and she's right. That’s heckin’ good goal, Apollo.
In other dog news, may I direct your eyeholes to Heckin' Good Doggos, a recently-funded board game that lets you see the world through the eyes of humanity's best friendos. There are still ten days left to back the project and prove you love dogs as much as they love you.
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Not a great 2021 for Bruce on the big screen.
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