The internet's GTA 6 takes are so bad they brought Shitty Gamer Takes back from death

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Rumor has it that Grand Theft Auto 6 will let you play as a woman. And a man. According to a report published by Bloomberg(opens in new tab), the protagonists will be «a pair of leading characters in a story influenced by bank robbers Bonnie and Clyde» and the woman will be «Latina». The internet responded to this in its usual calm and considered manner. Ha ha, no, people lost their damn minds.

The Twitter account Shitty Gamer Takes(opens in new tab) used to bless/curse us by uncovering the and highlighting videogame discourse at its worst—speedrunning demonstrates a lacking work ethic(opens in new tab) being just one memorable example. After six months of dormancy, it was revived for this special occasion because there are people out there convinced that if the next Grand Theft Auto does include a playable woman it will be "GTA 6, The Woke Edition(opens in new tab)" and that Rockstar has "ruined gta with this woke stuff(opens in new tab)". Which seems like a heck of a reach based on what is, again, merely a rumor.

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While there's terrible discourse in every online community (writer Twitter is a sewer), there is something special about the leap a classic Gamer take delivers. Take the response(opens in new tab) that begins, «I'm expecting there won't be any female prostitutes or strip clubs, and the story will say that vehicles are not privately owned so technically you are not committing GTA.» The gigantic stretch from «if GTA 6 lets you be a woman it won't have strip clubs» to «also cars won't be private property» is what transforms an ordinary bad opinion into the ideal Shitty Gamer Take. 

You can play a woman in GTA Online and last time I checked it hadn't gone full communism with