I Beat This Nintendo Switch Game in Six Minutes

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Despite having far more games than I could ever play due to Steam sales, Xbox Game Pass, and depression, I am always looking for my next hit. Why would I finish 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim when I could be adding games I’ll never look at again to a digital shopping cart? Playing games is good, but buying games is great.

Because I’m an idiot, I’m almost always ready to pull the trigger on a game if it’s cheap enough. If a game that seems even vaguely interesting is below five dollars, I’ll probably buy it. If a game looks like it’ll be as fun as dog shit on a hot day but only costs a dollar, I’ll probably buy it. I’m an easy mark. Even easier since I always have about three or four dollars in loose Nintendo points just waiting to be spent on garbage.

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And that’s how I came across Organic Engine on Switch, a game that costs one dollar and lasts about six minutes. Seven, if you’re taking your time to see everything.

Now, I didn’t know it was going to end in six minutes. If I knew that, I would’ve bought this game much sooner. I love a short game. Usually not this short, but beating an entire game in the amount of time it takes to brew coffee is good for the self-esteem. It may have taken me three years to finally beat Persona 4, but Organic Engine? Six minutes. I’m a video game wizard.

If you actually care, and I assume you don’t, Organic Engine is a clicker game in which you generate money by - get ready for it - clicking. As with the thousands of other games that do this better, you can then spend that currency on upgrades for your machine to generate currency faster. Eventually, you finish building what must have been a tutorial in a 3D modeling seminar and the