I Ate The Halo Infinite Gummy Worms So You Don't Have To

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Time for some games wormalism. For those who aren’t in the know, that is journalism on worms that happen to take inspiration from video games. It’s a burgeoning field, and one with very few experts dedicating their time to its many intricacies.

Have no fear, for I am here to right that wrong. Today we are looking at some Halo Infinite gummy worms which heroes like Master Chief will need to sustain them when finishing the fight and being all sad about his dead artificial intelligence wife. Keep your chin up, Spartan.

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I don’t eat sweets very often, but have a strict duty to deliver a verdict on whatever gaming confectionery cross my path. So let’s dive right in and see if these worms are worthy of activating the Sacred Rings.

I might have lied a little. Because this first pack doesn’t contain any worms at all, but the taste, texture, and feel of each sweet is almost identical. These buggers are covered in sugar and smell of everyone’s favourite synthetic fruit flavouring, but come with a unique gimmick. Much like the Forerunners pieced together the installations, you can take different body parts here and make your own cute little aliens that never want to stick together.

These aren’t soft gummy sweets though, instead a little harder and covered in sugar and make a complete mess of your hands. As a consequence, I’d rather just eat them right away instead of turning them into a short-lived art project. The synthetic taste is rancid, but a fruity sweetness lingers on the tongue if you don’t mind sucking on these bad boys for a bit. I might be a prude, but I prefer sweets that are a bit less complicated. Don’t play with your food, kids!

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