Miranda Lambert: top related news
17.10 / 14:23
Adventure
Cyberpunk
I’m Too White For Metal: Hellsinger
They say that white people dance to the lyrics while Black people dance to the beat - this poses a problem for me, a white girl, playing Metal: Hellsinger. You don’t unlock the vocals until you reach the x16 multiplier, which means most of the time I’m working off the beat. And let me get this straight, I’m not just ‘a white girl’. My most played artist is Taylor Swift, who has as much as the other top five (Miranda Lambert, Haim, Kacey Musgraves, and Phoebe Bridgers) combined. When you picture ‘white girl music taste (derogatory)’, you’re picturing me. And unfortunately I am simply too white for this game.
